Modern YouTube

The query: “bojack horseman animal puns compilation”

The top result: 

Hey Guys! Human who uploads videos of themselves talking for a living here, reading a script and telling you what the title of the video already did! Get ready for 15 of the most wild, zany, hilarious, bojack horseman animal puns you were looking for when you clicked on this video 40 seconds ago!

But first, don’t forget to DEMOLISH that like and subscribe button so I can continue doing this every day and wasting more people’s time!

But second, this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends. Waste your life playing this stupid fucking mobile game and never make anything of yourself, you brain dead habitual consumer retard. 

Without further adieu, let's get to the first clip!

In this clip, [explains clip for no reason]

*10 second clip*

Wasn’t that great? [Unsolicited personal quip]

I’m going to make this as long as I can! I don’t give a fuck about you or your time! You should kill yourself now and escape this dystopian screen world before it gets any worse! 

You wanna dislike the video? Go ahead, youtube doesn’t display the dislike ratio any more for some stupid fucking reason, so there is no way to hold me accountable for this terrible experience!