Things are easier when drunk

When you’re sober… you idle around responding to messages. You negotiate with yourself… Okay I’ll look at it, I’ll give it five minutes… then I’ll try to think of a carefully worded response that accurately conveys what I feel and what I want in a way that doesn’t make me seem too needy but also shows that I am interested in them and that I want to meet up tonight if it works for them……

When you’re drunk FUCK THAT SHIT I want you. Is that okay? I don’t care. I’m not sorry. And if you’re not sorry either come here right now. Let's make a baby.