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I’m too tired. I just Can’t fucking do it. How can I go up and be funny at 9:30 PM on a thursday. I did it at 10 last night and 10:15 the night before. i hate to be a flake and potentially hurt my chances of going up again but i am just too dang tired to go outside in the cold and hop on the light rail and walk through the depths of hell to that bar and jostle for people’s attention on the day of a holiday i don’t give a fuck about. 

it’s green drink day. you drink alcohol and you do green stuff and some people dress like leprachauns. who gives a fuck. the irish are not a significant enough portion of the population for me to care about their day. can we have a day like this for italians? meatball day? everybody puts grease in their hair and tawks likea this and says vaguely racist shit and makes you feel bad for not finishing their meatball rigotoni calzone?