One Morbillion Dollars

On a date, on a boat

Girl: Wow these houses are expensive

Me: Yeah probably costs a Morbillion Dollars

Girl: What? 

Me: You know like morbius…

Girl: The movie? 

Me: Yes, you haven’t seen the memes?

Girl: I haven’t seen the movie…

Me: Yes no one’s seen the movie that’s the joke

Girl: I don’t get it

Me: What? you really haven’t seen all the morbius shit? It’s Morbin time, he’s morbin? 

*Everyone else in the group looking at me like i have a mental disorder*

Girl: …

Me: …