The People I Zoom-Work With

I hope I never meet these people IRL

Because they definitely do not like me. There are no men on any of my teams. The women, my managers, the matriarchs, are sometimes impressed with my observations. They are more often exasperated, tired of reminding me to do things. 

I have no relationship with any men here. 

The one man I regularly spoke to, before he quit in May (not related I hope) was pretty much the perfect person, even though he was bald: tall, pornishly handsome, strong voice, leader at the company, good sense of humor, athletic hobbies, a recent baby, just fucking everything. I almost felt bad that he was subjected to talking to me, and he probably felt bad about it too, which is why he quit. Just kidding, I’m quite charming and in all honesty, he probably actually liked me.

But the women definitely do not like me, because I am not a happy little worker bee. I am not "proactive with my accounts," I am not stirred at night thinking about how to boost Luminara’s sales in Q1, I am not at the weekly optional training seminars, and I am just not the type of guy who makes things run more smoothly on your team. So i don't blame them.