coffee dates

painful conversations between young adult narcissists with a singular interest in talking about themselves. and for all their yammering they have nothing to say. i did this and i did that and i’m so good at this and my friends say this about me and blah blah blah blah blah 

translation: I don't give a fuck about you. I won’t allow you room to fit in even one word about your mediocre, small town, never-won-an-award-for-shit life and i do not care if you cum. you will exist as an accessory to my life because this relationship and everything actually is about ME

if you’re a man, and you’re on a date with a girl, please just focus on her. Forget yourself, become interested in her life and her thoughts and what she smells like and what she needs and if you’re good at it, she will naturally reciprocate this interest. You may even be able to cure her own narcissism.

sometimes you can just be nobody. sometimes people just want someone to listen, someone to be there. they don’t want to give but that’s okay because they don’t have much to give anyway. except girls always have something to give, if you know what I mean.