Snickeldorf is an Emotional Terrorist

He may seem harmless, but in reality he’s one of the most evil beings known to man. If you were stranded in the desert and dying of thirst, and he rode by in his Snickel-Mobile full of water, he would not pull over and give you a drink.

He would just keep on driving, chug it all for himself and leave you to die. And then he would come back the next day and pour water all over your rotting steaming corpse. And your half dead body might feel a little better for a moment, but like a plant, you would only appreciate the water in a wordless, brainless, natural sort of way. What’s left of you would have a vague experience of being wet, a murky mirage, but it wouldn’t bring you back to life. You're already dead.