the future of advertising

in the future you’ll be able to create a promoted tweet by a generic girl account that says “guys with Camrys got the best dick fr 😭” and use advanced ad targeting to make it appear on your date’s timeline right before you meet. she’ll be with you in the camry and she won’t be able to stop thinking about it. she might even come out and say: “you know, i saw a tweet earlier that said guys with camrys got the best dick 😂” to which you respond: “wow thats crazy”