dear everyone

dear everyone from college 
dear every online friend

dear every single girl

dear everyone i never called back

dear everyone who was nothing but good to me

dear every relative i never got to know

dear everyone i’ve ever flaked on

dear everyone i’ve ever lied to

dear everyone i’ve ever used

dear everyone i’ve ever mislead

dear everyone i’ve ever pitied

dear every teacher who gave me an extension

dear every recruiter who has ever viewed my resume

dear every person who has ever seen me on stage

dear every person at my high school graduation

dear every other text book narcissist raised by screens

dear every person i’ve ever known. dear everyone who thinks they’ve ever known me. dear everyone:

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