scamming amazon

just aggressively abusing the return policy

You can return almost anything to amazon for a full refund, they dont give a shit

I used to live in airbnbs. i would buy a nice desk chair, assemble it, try it out for a month and then disassemble it and return it. i didn't even put all the parts in there. full refund.

i didn't wanna buy a gym membership. bought some dumbbells, lifted them for a month, return. full refund. 

halloween costumes, snow suit, anything i would only need temporarily. they dont give a shit. and when you return it, you don't even have to have a good reason. you can just say *shrug* I don’t need it any more and they’re like GOOD ENOUGH!

You can even return a sex doll. A used sex doll. Not that I would ever do that. A lifelike, latex, female torso filled with my own dried, rotting cum. What kind of person would do that. Imagine putting it back into the box, carrying it to the amazon locker location, where they’ve seen you before, handing it to the guy behind the counter and watching him scan the item. For a moment he breaks character as the device in his hands displays the contents of the heavy box you’re handing off, and you feel a twinge of shame (or at least you feel like you should be feeling shame right now, but for some reason you’re not. are you broken?) He fixes his face and then says: Thank you, sir. You say: Thank you as well. And go about your merry way. An 80 dollar refund is credited back to your account. Hypothetically.