Bulking

A lot of young men have this preposterous belief that if they "just stack on 10-15 lbs of muscle" they will be suddenly greek-god level attractive, drowning in pussy. Here are my two cents: 

YOU NEED TO CUT, NOT BULK! NOTHING YOU DO IN THE GYM MATTERS. PLEASE JUST LOSE BODY FAT UNTIL YOU HAVE A SHARP JAW LINE AND IGNORE GETTING BIG AND LIFTING -- JUST RUN OR SWIM OR EVEN FUCKING WALK JUST EXPEND MORE CALORIES THAN YOU CONSUME FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS AND YOU WILL BECOME DRAMATICALLY BETTER LOOKING. YOU ARE FAT. YOU’RE NOT SMALL. YOU’RE FAT. CUT PLEASE JUST CUT AND THANK ME LATER.