trader joes potato salad

just awful. look, i’m an adult. my life sucks. i only have three things to look forward to every day. lunch, dinner, and sex. those are the three times i experience joy. everything else is terrible. so, trader joes, you’ve taken one of my three moments of joy for the day and completely destroyed it. 

this potato salad is so bad i need to eat another meal to get the taste out of my mouth. how could you sell me this garbage? i thought you were one of the good guys. who on the trader joes product development team is responsible for this culinary disaster? who is to blame for this?