Recovered excerpt · May 20, 2024

I am greedy. I want money. Only money will make me happy.

- Recovery class: partial excerpts from archived homepage metadata; this is not a complete article. - Original URL: https://thomasjohnston.substack.com/p/i-am-greedy-i-want-money-only-money - Published: 2024-05-20T02:50:21.239Z - Section: About Me - Wayback source: https://web.archive.org/web/20240522100752/https://thomasjohnston.substack.com/

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I want to have so much money I can fill a house with physical dollar bills and then set that entire house on fire and vlog the whole thing and make it all back in ad revenue like I’m Mr. Fucking Beast

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Every morning I wake up and abandon my girlfriend, get in my car and drive over a bridge to go worship money. Learn how to get better at worshipping money. I’ve got a long-term full time front row seat to the show where we all worship money. I hop on Zoom calls with nice people in San Diego or Toronto or South Africa and for hours we look at each other …